Bergamasco Jokes 101

Question: Why did the Bergamasco cross the road?

Answer: Because he has always crossed the road in that exact spot every time he came there. It was the right thing to do.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Dog with flocks.

Dog with flocks? What? Who?

Bergamasco.

Berga what?

Italian sheepdog.

Oh. Are you supposed to look like that?

Sigh.

A Bergamasco, a Lab, and a Greyhound go into the grocery store. Question: Who actually accomplishes the shopping?

Answer: None of them. The lab starts chasing an apple that someone has thrown for him a few times. The Greyhound sees the store as an elaborate race track and creates a start and finish line. The Bergamasco is not feeling the food at the store that day and wonders what else there might be at another store.

Question: Where can you find a Bergamasco making a tough decision?

Answer: Between a flock and a hard place.

Question: What's black and white and brown all over?

Answer: A Bergamasco fresh from rolling in a pile of leaves.

Question: How many Bergamascos does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: Well...

One Bergamasco says, "Hmm, nice and dark, my people are at work, couch is calling my name... Nap time!"

Another Bergamasco says, "I would change the light bulb, but I believe the wiring is not up to code. Wiring is a job for someone like a border collie."

Another Bergamasco says, "Get the lab to do it. He's just begging to do something useful."

Another Bergamasco says, "First, I will clock in to work. Second, I will round up all available light bulbs and get them in the room. Third, I will bark until the light bulb replaces itself."

Another Bergamasco says, "Woof, replace the bulb, human. Woof, replace the bulb, human. Woof."

A Bergamasco walks into a bar.

Bartender: "What'll ya have buddy?"

Bergamasco: "I'll just take a beer."

Bartender: "Here ya go." (hands him a beer)

Bergamasco: Sniffs beer. Walks away from beer then back to the beer. "Ummm....?"

Bartender: "Something wrong with that?"

Bergamasco: "I don't suppose you could maybe put... something...oh I don't know...something yummy on top? Maybe a little turkey?"

Bartender: "Whatever guy. If that gets you to drink the beer, fine. Have some turkey."

Bergamasco: Sniffs beer. Considers turkey. Takes a bite of turkey. Then walks away from bar and back again. "Ummmm....?"

Bartender: "That's not doing it for ya?"

Bergamasco: "Maybe a little bacon on top too? I think that will do it."

Bartender: "Fine have some bacon."

Bergamasco: Sniffs beer. Considers bacon and turkey. Judges bartender as a typical human and continues this process until he has cheese puffs, a donut, more turkey, and a hamburger.